Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Huh??
So. Life's been...busy. What with the SYF and all. BUT, I have an announcement to make.
SYF is like writing a GP essay. It's all highly subjective to whatever the adjudicators think of your performance and interpretation.
Anyway. The most amazing thing happened to me yesterday. ERNEST SAID MY HAIR IS VERY NICE!!!!!! *jaw drops* I was so shocked I had to look around to check for flying pigs. After half a year of laughing at my short hair (which I don't even know what's so funny about it), he finally admitted that it is remotely acceptable in the eyes of his society. HEH. So happy la. FINALLY the crazy toot decided that it's nice.
2nd CRAZY thing that happened to me occurred last night as I was plodding tiredly home from band. Plod plod plod...then ALL OF A SUDDEN. Somebody said "Excuse me....." So of course I turned around la. I'm such a friendly and helpful citizen of the world right? (: So I turned around...and saw this malay man with a cigarette dangling from his fingers smiling at me. I don't mean anything racist by mentioning that he's malay okay. It's just to help you people to visualize. I seriously thought he was going to rob me or something, he was leering in such a crazy way. Then. What came out of his mouth was, "NICE SHOES!!!" Then he continued swaggering away. o.O WTH right. So no link.
Oh and I got molested today. Some idiot behind me in one of the LTs so totally kept kicking my um, posterior. @#$%^&*! I was kept in a merry jig in my seat to um, escape the torture. I don't take lightly to anybody poking around my more fleshy parts.
Plus, the most kuku malu thing happened to me yesterday too. Nothing remotely kuku malu has happened to me since the korea trip la. Spoil my record. Anyway, to continue with the story...Yi Ling had this paper to give to John (the leo club president) and she asked me to help accompany her to pass it to him since I knew him. So...we stepped out of the class, and walked in total opposite directions. I walked to the left cos I saw him brisk walking away (he walks damn fast la) and Yi Ling happily walked towards the toilet cos she saw him around the area just a few moments ago. Wha he walk so fast la!!!!! I had to sprint to run after him. So....run run run...then I called out "John!!" He turned....and I realised that yi ling had the stupid piece of paper. SO I like stopped him for abit no reason. So I had to turn around and stick my head out for her...and turn back ask him to wait...turn back again to ask yi ling to faster...then turn back to see him looking so blur and amused....turn back yet again to glare balefully at yi ling, then turn back YET again to tell him I have something to give him but it's not with me so wait ah. OH MY LARD. So stupid la. Yi Ling and I spent the first 10 mins of Econs in fits of laughter.
1:55 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
