Friday, June 30, 2006
I'm baaaaaccckkkk!!
The pompous ass auntie is BAAAAACCCCKKK!!! Miss me?? HA! OH MY LARD. I miss being so CRAPPY! Let's quickly get over the JCT...stupid la! CHEM paper was nothing short of SHITTY, Math was bleagh, Bio was "Oh yay!", GP was stupidly done, Chinese was rubbish (do halfway can have BLACKOUT somemore. Everyone started talking like it wasn't an exam to begin with.)and Econs was baffling. WELL. It's done! I'll probably be able to take like 5 H3 papers at the rate I'm bumbling along. :)
CAUTION: This part of my post should be censored, but if you're not happy with my candidness, well. That's YOUR problem.
WELL. I was at Shop 'n' Save the other day, in the queue behind my dad. You know the shelves behind the cashiers that can hold anything from explosive batteries, cavity-promoting chocolates, magazines, to well, condoms. Okay...so this particular shelf was the condom shelf. I was stoning vaguely in that direction (as usual, what else do I do but stone), when the irritating voice of my SIS bellowed into my ear. "ORH!!!! You looking at condom!!!"
Needless to say, I shot her my best -.-" what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about look.
Then.
Thinking, (oh, what the hell la. Just read the boxes for fun.)
AND. I was AMAZED. Having learnt about contraceptives in Ms Lela's bio class last year, I thought a condom is, well, JUST a condom. But nooooo...
First box read: Tingle! Tingly sensation for maximum satisfaction!
The 2nd: Vibra-Strong (or some shit like that)
The 3rd: Ridges! 3 ridges for extra pleasure or something like that. I was thinking, ?! RIDGES. -.-")
AND FINALLY, at the end of the long row: regular condoms.
They even come in Jumbo boxes. OMG.
And they wonder WHY teenage guys don't buy condoms?! I mean, it's not like you can go in and grab a packet and go...you actually have to stand there and CHOOSE, when the cashier and everyone else in the queue stares. HAHA! Oh man. I DIDN'T KNOW.
10:06 AM
;and the DODO has the final say.
Monday, June 19, 2006
blogskins....
Yay-ness!! New blogskin. The handsome doctor thing made me go, -.-" but haha! I think this skin is as crappy as me. Next time I shall take a photo of me biting an apple.
Band BBQ coming up people! But I can't go!! Darn. I wanted so much to take section photos. Although half the section won't be going. But dear old dad says "
You got exam next week, and you still want to go LIU!!" SO, this year's bbq will not be graced with my presence. Life's never fair in
MY favour.
Besides, he thinks that I may be "affected" by all the band people, making me sad becuase I'm not in band anymore! And reminding me that I detest my school. Yes. I have strong misgivings concerning the school that my parents sent me to. Juniors, if you're reading this, make sure you know where you want to go, and DO NOT let your parents affect your decision whatsoever. Nothing good will come out of it. Admittedly, they're your PARENTS, so listen to them, and consider their concerns about your dream school. Afterall, they may not be wrong.
Anyway...this is not meant to be a post bitching about my school. :) So...yea! Good luck to Mish and all other DSA applicants going to have their auditions soon! I've also got advice for this. Unless you're absolutely sure you're going to commit yourself to whatever cca you're applying through, don't accept the DSA. I made one STUPID decision, and am giong to regret for the rest of my screwed up life, so learn from my mistake ok? :)
11:32 AM
;and the DODO has the final say.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
i've emerged, from a CAVE of books and parchments
I have realised 10 things over this past month of June.
1.
I hate studying.2. Econs, is NOT a nice subject to study. Like, wth. I can imagine, hundreds of JC1s each year, thinking: "What shall I take?? Hmm...I think econs sounds interesting. I can take a learn subject!" AND, after first 3 months we all go: "@#$$%^&*! I just made the stupidest decision of my LIFE."
3. I'm lacking in sleep. Studying seems to have affected my ability to just knock off. URGH.
4. I haven't absorbed ANYTHING I studied.
5. I keep thinking of studies. TJ does that to you. I need saving....
6. I have disturbed my sisters more often this month than I have for a year.
7. I keep thinking of the fri when school opens. Cos it's not only the day I DON'T
have tests, I don't have to go to school either!!
8. This is gonna sound gross, but I think I erm, nature calls less frequently. I think I'd better go for a checkup. Maybe there's clogging or something. UGH!
9. I'm desperate to go somewhere out of Singapore. However...my current financial status seems rather bleak....so....
10. I hate studying. I think this should occupy like 5 points out of the 10 I just made la. WHY am I in TJ?! I'm breaking all the rules that make up a TJCian...like: "thou shalt study whenever you have free time, be it breakfast, lunch, or the toilet break." hahaha....ok. That was lame. But it's true la...
5:20 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
Monday, June 12, 2006
OMG. why ice man. oh well.
You scored as Iceman.
Iceman is a very powerful but volitile X-man. His ego and reluctance to follow orders means that he often clashes with Cyclops. Despite being immature sometimes, he's very popular with the ladies and is an extremely powerful X-Man. Powers: Can lower the temperature in areas around him. Basically, he has a near limitless ability to freeze things and make massive amounts of ice.
5:52 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
Saturday, June 10, 2006
the next jean grey...heh.
Flo, you're a Phoenix!
You go, girl! Like a Phoenix, the beautiful, soaring bird that represents vision and a thirst for life, your quest for adventure never dies. Whether parading around in a flashy, red dress at your next party, volunteering to tutor kids in reading, or signing up for a photography class, you possess a natural creativity and curiosity that guarantees a life filled with all sorts of exciting twists and turns.
People around you marvel at your energy — how is it that you're able to whiz through a jam-packed day, rush to your kickboxing class, and then still feel lively enough to hang with friends and family? Just chalk it up to your undying love of life. You've never met a challenge you didn't like — even when it comes to romance. No one can resist your diva-like charms, not even that scorching crush who leaves everyone else weak in the knees.
Chances are that with your confidence and radiance, you have plenty of invitations to movie dates and nights out with the girls. So go to it, Phoenix. The world needs more people like you!
I got this off Tickles...or whatever you know. Just had nothing to do, so I just popped by to do this quiz. I think I do have alot of energy, but "DIVA-like charms" ?! Where did that come from?!
12:02 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
discoveries of the century. The 21st, that is.
Blog hopping away on a sunny yellow banana day...I realised, with a jolt of surprise, that WOW! People who tend to blog with a serious tone uses better english than those who don't. o.O All the serious issues of life that plague a typical teenager's life...what with boyfriends, girlfriends, tragic breakups, and the absurd use of vulgarities!!
Happy and cheerful people (like me, haha!) tend to veer towards the singlish side of things. Look through all my previous posts, and you'll find them peppered with 'LA's, 'MA's, 'LEH's and what not. :) And the best thing is, I'm PROUD of it!! I'm proud to be happy, floundering cheerily along life's pathway. I'm so glad I'm a happy person. I couldn't stand floating gloomily around blogging about the mundane businesses of being a teenager. At least I blog about the mundane businesses in a HAPPY! manner. Ha! I think.
12:04 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
June CAMP!!!!
Whoo!!! Hahahaha...it's been a loooooonng time I've blogged eh? Missed me? I JOEL did. Okay. Here's your advertisment. So there. He bugged me all the way from SENTOSA to blog. (okay okay, i'm exaggerating)
NEXT! On the agenda is...balloon hat. There's nothing much to say really, except that our SECTION OUTING became a what, 2 person outing. ME. Timothy. Mish was there la, but that was not counted cos she went first.
3rd point! Jess thought I was angry with her can. -.-" Since when I angry at specific people you tell me!? Even if angry also won't angry with this kind of small small thing. :) Called her in the middle of camp. HA!
Up next we have...june camp! Like FINALLY la. Got rid of all the nitty gritty things.
YAY! It was much better than I expected, which goes to show that...it's either I had extremely low expectations, or the planning of the camp was good. =/ Anyway.
My group was relatively okay!! Hahahaha...at least Xinling and Janice was sooo excited about my group la. Cos....got HANDSOME guy. Tsk tsk. Hahahahahha...and he's NICE, with an awesome accent. =/ Our new president!! Eh, I'm helping you advertise, if you ever read this. :)
AND can you believe this?! Angelina, John and I were in charge of thinking up the cheers la. OMG. I suck at this. Totally. AND in the END, John ended up contributing all of them. AND they were great cheers okay. Just that the SJI one so MAN la. All the girls had trouble saying it loudly, cos it's somewhat low. =/ The song one was nicest, but the rest of the group had trouble with it, so...in the end it was more like a duet than acappella. ARGH.
Shou Yu!!! Group leader!! Hahahaha...this guy is NICER than NICE okay?! He's even nicer than Daryl, and I thought that was hard to beat. o.O
Amazing race was nothing short of amazingly boring. Ok. Just kidding. I like travelling around. But the tasks were abit...hmm. We took this photo in front of the Central Sikh Temple, but it's with John, I really should get it from him. It's like the best photo.
The performance was hilarious LA. OMG. We had a HARD time thinking up the plot okay. We had to include our group's name and also the name of the other group collaborating with us, and guess what. Ours was Nightcrawlers, from X-Men. The other group? OMG. POWERPUFF GIRLS. How were we supposed to put the 2 together la! But we won best performance, so that's okay!! :)
We dunno why we win it
We dunno how
Cos we're the best, nightcrawlers
And if you wanna beat us
We have to tell you this
Sorry you're just dreamin'
Can't you see.
We're singin', nightcrawlers,
We're kickin' your ass,
Nightcrawlers,
we're a really big smash
And if you wanna beat us
We have to tell you this,
sorry you're just dreamin'
Can't you see.
2:05 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
a little piece of paper, can mean ALOT
ARGH!!! ARGH!! ARGH!! The little piece of paper I spent 3 months waiting for has arrived!! Please take note of all these exclamation marks. The writer (me) is currently in a rather agitated state of mind. The GREEN cover slip is off!! OH NO. MY theory exam RESULTS. OH NO OH NO OH NO....AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I got 80. Just nice merit. Er...I dunno if that's good. I think it's relatively alright la. I think la. =/
8:11 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
