Saturday, June 30, 2007

somethings in life are really a pain in the ass

Like cycling, for example. Definately a pain in the behind, especially if you cycle for 2 hours straight on a bike which had this really really really rock hard saddle over humps and what not. Now just sitting down sends this stab of pain uh...up my tender behind. Hurts like billy-oh okay... HEH. I am SO explicit. Hahahahahaha...I don't have any more pictures of delish food, so hai! So sad.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Friday, June 29, 2007

being random is a privileged ART.

I think Paris Hilton looks nicer without make-up on. Is she really repentent for good?? Hope so man...the world could do with a little more sanity.

Judging at the rate everyone's going. Half the world's drowning in celebrity vomit. They drink too much. We should all enjoy our food like this:

;and the DODO has the final say.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

and so the FORCE crosses over to the dark side for a break.

This is an official announcement.

JCTs are OVER!!!!!!!!!!!! (:

And NO. It wasn't good. AT ALL. In fact, I'd say that it was a complete fiasco. But whatever la. Now's the time for me to engage in a race against time to beat the dratted GST hike. but you don't want to know about that do you? Well then. Shall entertain with some pre and post exam little quirks I encountered.

Okay...so I've talked about GP right?? The next paper was Bio...which was one sick freak of a paper. I spent precious amount of brain cells grappling with why the hell you get 1370 red wrinkled seeds, 1315 black smooth seeds, 21 red smooth seeds, 19 black wrinkled seeds when you cross black smooth seed with unknown seed seed seed...RAGH!!!! I'm utterly sick and tired of seeds. NO MORE SEEDS for me. NO SIRREE. None. Zero, zilch. I was so fed up with that stupid question I couldn't care less if one of those blasted seeds spouted horns and started singing. *mutters darkly* So far, only Desmond could do it. SO PRO LA!!!!!! Hahahahah...

Anyway...my rate of recovery of brain cells is inversely proportional to the rate at which my brain cells are dying...(or it is the other way round??) and before I could emerge from the dark side of Bio, I was thrust into the world of USA vs. CHINA. Investment...protectionism... monetary policies, rate of interests....blah blah blah. I could write SOMETHING at least, but I'm not sure I can pull that big amount of bullshit off.

Math was doable. FINALLY! A paper that I actually knew how to do at least 80% of the time. BUT!!! I managed to overlook some questions...make stupid mistakes...put the wrong signs...bobo-ed my way through to not noticing that there was a PART 2 for this question which I actually could have scored for...did some very diverse colourations on my script, discovered a talent for Art (in terms of squiggles)...and thus happily threw away about 20 plus plus plus marks for no reason. (Note that the plus plus plus tends to infinity) *sits numbly in a corner watching those marks fly around me* GREAT.

Chemistry, on the other hand...is an UNMENTIONABLE. Just thinking about how I trawled through the paper is enough to bring this huge shroud of gloom down on my head with a great loud CONK. Ms Tng said it was doable. I say not. I say...the only thing I could do was to flip the pages. (: Okay...it wasn't THAT bad, but what's the fun in just saying "the paper was okay." ?! I'm a great fan of exaggeration. ((:

Now, I know you're thinking, "wha! SO difficult ah! So many things to study some more! You not stressed meh??"

Of course I was stressed. Please. When I reached school on wed, I plonked myself heavily at the class table and let out such a hysterical giggle that everyone there looked up in alarm and officially proclaimed me SIAO. Hahahahahhahah...

Anyhow...it's OVER. Happy day for me! Now I can go curl up in my favourite chair to read the book Wen Yang just lent me. WHOOOOO!!! AWESOME man. Just AWESOME.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Monday, June 25, 2007

GREAT.

As Chun says..."what a GREAT way to start the week." GP was...not a success. It was not a disaster either. I don't feel confident, period. HOPEFULLY some teacher likes my essay, which I didn't know what the hell I was putting down on paper. Four-and-a-half pages of pure crap. I know for sure the 2nd paragraph was incomprehensible, so....oh well. Hope for the best la. Don't expect much.

So now I'm undergoing a short period of rest and relaxation before I retire to the CAVE for more intensive study. (Bio's tomorrow, and SOME people, like Cheryl and Wan Hsin and Xinling got an extra day of study cos they don't have any papers. Drat.)

Anyway...in this age of advanced technological communications...people can do the stupidest things. LOL. Like Cheryl, who thought GP was in the morning and went to school all posed to do a paper that would only start 6 hours later. Hahahahahaha...and my other friend, who thought the paper was in the afternoon, waking up early to study...and went to school all prepared to do the paper when he met his friend who asked, "why this morning never come for the paper?!?!?!" MAN. He damn well had a heart attack. Poor thing. That just beats all...really feels for him man. Must be like Xiuru!! Ask me what time go school beforehand lol...

Walked home with Ren Liang and Chuan li who reminded me of the BLACK BOOK we gave him on his 16th birthday. I wrote one whole notebook of lame shit in it, and it was damn funny la!! He read it and went home sniggering. ((: Those were the days man, those were the days.

ONE down, FOUR to go.

;and the DODO has the final say.

good things come in thousands...

I'm definately not sure if that is true...but well. I'm feeling kinda charitable right now. Currently am waiting for the GP paper...GP is like my favourite subject, though my Compre sucks. Bleagh. Anyhow, thanks to all the people who showered care and concern on me, in light of the coming week of torture. HEH.

1. My youngest sis, who, everytime she came into my room and see me hard at work (yea right, actually stoning like nobody's business), immediately wished me luck. Like so many many many times she came into my room...she even gave me her good luck charm...man! I was so touched by her generosity. (:

2. JIN YAN!!!!!! ((: Man...he actually remembered me!!! Hahahahaha...haven't talked to him for so long!!! (Ok la, the last time was at the TJ concert which he came to watch with Hao Siang which was at the end of MAY) Whahahahahaha...but he enquired if I remembered him in the sms what...so. Thanks man!!

-.-" I always get excited over small things. But then...cannot help it la. Too excitable already.

3. Woosh, who just said 3 words in this mass sms I think. "Gd luck ppl." LOL!!! So funny la.

Well...all the best to those who're as of this moment burning up all those brain cells on the Physics paper...(never for the life of me will I be able to understand WHY people DO physics) and all the best to myself as well...I'll need it - this JCT is seriously screwed up in my opinion. All the best to all my friends as well! Don't be too shocked if I do badly....HA!

;and the DODO has the final say.

Friday, June 22, 2007

101 ways to prove that you're dumb

The BIG number one on the list would be: asking all your friends an Econs question, only to realise that all of them don't take Econs. -.-" *sighs*

;and the DODO has the final say.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

coming of age pains

The bad thing about Econs is that just when you thought "hey! I actually understand this!", it comes up behind you and bites you in the backside. I THOUGHT I knew inflation, but hey! New discoveries everytime man. That's what makes life so interesting huh. DNEH! Wrong! Not when it's Econs. *SIGH*

SO. I've been cooped up in my room (aka the CAVE) for the entire holidays. I can tell you how many holes there are in my noticeboard...that's how much time I spent stoning and not paying attention to what international trade has to do with my life. HA! Aiya...can't wait for this stupid exams to be over...I'm sick and tired of trying to lie to myself that I'm doing a thorough job of studying hahahaha...cheater bug.

At least I know that SOME people are panicking too...none of whom includes our dear DANIEL MAK KIM LOONG. Wa lao that guy, childish la Daniel! I told him I was very SIAN, and he came up with this, "Don't worry! No need to stress so much over the JCTs...it's not the end of the world..." If you know Daniel, you'd confirm plus chop plus envelope plus postman think that that statement is damn SUSPICIOUS. Whahahaha...so...I was half being suspicious and half being impressed...like, "hey! WOW Daniel can make this kind of statement ah....whoooo!!" kinda thing. THEN, "don't worry too much kk! *insert Neighbour here* will still care for you." OH MY LARD. I knew there had to be a catch somewhere. His sudden cheemness was too good to be true. LOL.

Anyhow...TO DO (after the stupid exams of course):
1. Cut my hair. (AGAIN) muahahahahahahhaha!!!! This, is yet another confirmed disaster, but I don't care la...the mound of hair sitting on top of my head is getting too messy. And LONG. If you count not-even-shoulder-length long. Hahahahahha...cutting hair is so fun!! I can't wait to see what new tricks the auntie knows to cut a disaster. ((: Love short hair la...can't think why I'd kept the long bushy mane last time. Hmm.

2. Shopping!!!!!! Whooooo!!!!

3. oh ya. Give meroy his shirt. )': Hahahahah...I thought he'd forgotten about it and I was like, pai seh to remind him so many times to get it from me...BUT! Evidently, he DIDN'T forget. YAY! *money money money* hahahahahahha ((:

;and the DODO has the final say.

Monday, June 18, 2007

wahooey!!!!

WOW! Cannot take it la...the pic Jess created is too nice alr. Even my sis says it's nice. ((: Granted, the calamari IS a tad random, but still. Heh. Anyway...SIAN. SIAN. SIAN. Panic grips me...studying is driving me mad, and organic chem must be some preview of hell. Bio?! HA! Don't get me started. Econs...i need a miracle to drop from the sky. SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;and the DODO has the final say.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

noobness claims the lives of the brainless

I am NOOB I am NOOB I am NOOB. Whahahahahah...really la. This skin, I proudly proclaim a product of our dear JESSICA!!!!! WOW! emu ah ma is so powerful. I spent like an hour trying to find out why blogger doesn't like her skin, but she looked at it for less than a minute then "okay, done. Can see alr" Wa lao eh. Oh my lard oh my lard oh my lard. Hai. I'm so NOOB.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Blades of irritation

There is something friggin' wrong with my com!!!!! It's acting weirdly, and allows my sis to see the new chocolatey brown skin of my blog, but not me. ME! Who changed it in the first place!? *shakes fist at the com and lets loose with a string of meaningless mutterings*

Anyhow...revision's coming along as fast as a snail crosses the road. I tell you, if I manage to pass this Common Test, I'd eat my hat for a consecutive week. *sighs* Add oil, add oil.

Yesterday's tuition was pretty cool! ((: Whahahahaha...what with Xinling's brother back from Yale and joining us for tuition just for fun. Heh. It was...highly entertaining, to say the least.

Nothing much's going on...gonna have to tackle Organic Chem today. Wheee!!! How exciting.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Monday, June 11, 2007

thoughts of a madman.

I know, I am such a NOOB (you can faintly hear my sister whooping her agreement to the whole world here) cos I FINALLY watched Shrek 2 on Channel 5 last night, when I shoulda been studying International Trade, but what the heck man...it was well worth it. Damn funny show, Wen Yang wasn't kidding about Pinocchio HA! Although it definately not as funny as say...White Chicks, it gave me abit of holiday cheer which I severely lack the last time I checked. I banned myself from shopping (ya ya I know I don't go shopping often la but even so...I WAS looking forward to it) just to give myself more time to hit the books. BUT! Not successful so far...*grins sheepishly* I've barely done even half of what we're supposed to study, and the exams are just 2 horrible weeks away.

JCTs are the administration's version of HELL. *flops weakly* Seriously. Still, I refuse to let THE MAN get me down. Good luck to me...I can confidently say that I WON'T do well this time. Really. I shall try to pass...*sighs*

;and the DODO has the final say.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

*looks of incredulity all around*

What our dear "guest" posted on the link (check it out if you're a band member by the way, it's quite...and interesting peek into what some people do when they're free. I got rather boggled by the length of the posts.) was...rather eyebrow-raising. Really. I dunno what he or she means by coming up with this blog...but ah well. It's a free world out there right?? Interesting, but petty. But whatever. Such mindsets intrigue me but for a moment. Hey...and whoever it was failed to mention TJ Band!!!!! We have a long history of GOLDs too man...I guess whoever it was was just trying to nit-pick on Mr Glosz, who, admittedly, doesn't really score high in the niceness department. I mean, he doesn't go out of his way to tell people nicely that their playing sucks right?? He and Lin Sheng are 2 universes apart. (: HEH.

Oh and the newspaper article about the sisters who had 16,000 friends?? Well that's only slightly more interesting than what's mentioned at the top of my post. Before your eyeballs fall out of your heads (referring to those who, sadly do NOT read the Sunday Times') yeah. The sista and I went to check out their Friendster accounts, and sadly. We left it after about 3 seconds. (okay that's an exaggeration) Sure, they're pretty and all...but come on, man! I'm still surviving well with my DEAD friendster account which probably has 0.000000237 hits a day. HA! Must be my goofy display pic la. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

This world...SERIOUSLY!!! There's so much stuff going on that's just sitting there waiting for me to scathingly think about. And vice versa of course. Paris Hilton and her jail time...Oh MY LARD. She can't even go to jail without causing a great furore. Admittedly, it's probably a shock to her that she's living in a room the size of her dog's kennel (or smaller) but still. I have mixed feelings about this I guess.

Hahahahahah...so the above paragraph is entirely useless right?? Talk so much, no conclusion to speak off. =x Hahahahahaha....

;and the DODO has the final say.

Friday, June 08, 2007

eh??

This is a heartfelt apology to all you readers out there...cos my blog is not so funny anymore. Eh. Not my fault okay?! Life's boring at the moment. Ok la, it probably IS my fault, cos it's my life right. But whatever la. Sorry and all of that. This post is going to be entirely mind-boggling so if you don't want to tax those overworked brain cells, don't. Skip this page and go away.

I was skimming through the papers this morning...when I saw this picture with Hilary Clinton on it...and I wondered, what if she became the next POTUS?? Then Bill Clinton would become First Man?? -.-" Or First Husband?? Or what. Whatever it is, it sounds silly. My mom burst out laughing when I asked her.

Damn!!! Alot of stuff from my phone is freaking GONE. I dunno what I did with it. Freak.

I've been having difficulty sleeping these days...stupid la, I woke up the other day wondering what gobsmacked meant. Cos in slang, the word 'gob' means mouth right?? As in "I'll shut my gob now..." but if it means mouth, then gobsmacked would mean hitting your own mouth, which totally baffles me. Ugh. I should stop thinking about inconsequential stuff like that.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

The Red Carpet

Band dinner was AWESOME!!!! Although as usual I looked so drab. -.-" Anyway, it was great fun seeing all my dear juniors...((: Taking photos with them...but I won't post them up la cos as usual I look so horrible in photos. So unfair right?! Then people like Mayves Gan wear her $93 Daniel Yam gold dress so nice...HAHAHAHAH SEE MAYVES I PRAISE YOU!!!! Ok la, I'm actually just advertising the Daniel Yam dress. Cos it's really very nice!!! Heh. But if I wear it'll probably look ugly la. -.-" Hai. What to do, I'm the world's most noob at this kind of glam thing. Oh and Xinling took this photo with Nikki, cos ya Nikki's handsome la. (although he abit embarrassed to admit it. Nikki I know you're reading this hor. I think. Handsome la Obi Wan. Don't be modest. Except for the beng walk, you're actually quite decent. HEH. I talent spot one right. ((: Hahahahahaha.) Oh by the way, Nikki says that he had a pimple so to help him save face, I won't post his handsome face here (although the said pimple is INVISIBLE on the photo). Ok la, actually it's my face la, spoil the picture only. )': Hahahahahaha...

Anyway...the food at the hotel was quite nice. Other than that...everything else was okay. I simply MUST go back sometime with the rest of the alumni flautists to torture the juniors. HEH HEH HEH. So evil!!!! ((; I was pleasantly surprised that some of the current sec 2s actually remember me...I've talked to them only once or twice. -.-" Cos I graduate liao ma.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

vicious piano attacks girl, 17++

That poor girl happens to be yours truly. On this very bad day (dated 01/06/07, Fri) we had band cleanup. AND we had to clean up the music rooms too...(why the MEP people cannot clean it themselves?!) and me, being the slack one, take one tissue paper and started wiping the piano vigorously. Guess what. The afore mentioned piano didn't take to well with such vigorous and meticulous cleaning, and gave me a scratch on my finger. Small but damn painful scratch. At the flesh at the fingernail of my right pinkie. Which, for some reason, spurted blood. (Gross i know, but that's the whole bloody point, pardon the pun.) But no matter. DODO to the rescue!!!! I grabbed a clean tissue (NOT the one which was full of dust) and started trying to stem the flow of blood, and as I am the world's slackest person, I took my own sweet time, even finding time to stagger around letting out body-racking coughs and clutching the blood-stained tissue to my mouth. "I'm dying I'm dying!!!!" I got alot of -.-" faces I tell you. Hmph. No sense of humour some people. Some people, like SARAH, even happily told me, "DIE LOR." *wails* HAHAHAHAHA...but, I admit, it was really really lame. Characteristic of the DODO la...sorry man...

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