Friday, November 30, 2007

IRRITATING TWIT.

((: EMU SO IRRITATING!!! Went shopping with Emu and XL 2 days ago...it was...irritating. On Jessica's part. HAHAHAHA...glad to see we haven't lost our irritating skills!!! XL bore with it admirably. (: Finally bought my dress!! And a bag...but we MUST go shopping again man!!!! EH JESSICA. Wha lau...all that ghost talk...I couldn't sleep la that night!!! Sickening irritating twit. *dodo zhao!*

Ok. Being the entirely understanding being that I am, I fully realise that most of you will be looking at that paragraph and go, 'HUH?!' because I am my bamboozly, incoherent self again. ((:

But to bring everybody back to terra firma...class bbq at Mr Chai's place this Sun!!! Just AWESOME, no? (this is something I THINK Cameron Diaz keeps saying in this totally bimbotic way in Charlie's Angels. I think it's HILARIOUS.) It's so exciting la!!! (my sister insists that I insert her comment here: 'LAME LA. Making a mountain out of a hill as usual.' Upon which I started smirking and pompously told her that it's a mole hill. NOT a hill. After which she stalked off, complaining that I 'always laugh at her'. Where got?!) WOW! look at that! 2 long bracketted speeches interspersed by 4 words!!!

Ok la....trying to act dumb as usual. Like some twit.

Let us pause to give me some time to regain some precious brain cells. I have been contemplating whether to apply for the SPH scholarship. (I KNOW I VERY LAG.) BUT!! This is the third time I'm filling in the bliddy form (I haven't even sent in even 1.) because of various errors and bad feelings la...looking at my disastrous Prelim results, I think they'll take one look at the form and burst out laughing. Compared to all the AAAAA on those intelligent beings from RJ and VJ and HCJ...): Sobs.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

the girl with no face

Okay. There. There's the 4 of them. The picture's abit blur la...but it's damn difficult to take such a photo when you're in the audi okay!!! That's the closest I could get, so appreciate it.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Monday, November 26, 2007

@@#$%^&*!

I am getting all hot and bothered, dammit.

I need to get a job need to get a job need to get a bliddy job or the money for the conversion of my sad and sparse wardrobe will not be forthcoming. EMPLOY ME EVERYBODY!!!! ARGH. I never thought I'd see the day where I get so frustrated with being poor that I try to spin my hair (what's left of it) into gold. Like the girl in Rumplestilskin. Or however you spell his bliddy name. Money money money....

AND the mess that is my room (due to sad lack of space to tuck my JC stuff out of sight) is KILLING ME. I HATE disorganized stuff. Call me a organisational freak if you like, I don't care.

As you can probably surmise by now (unless you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon), I'm in all of a grumpy and cranky state of mind. MONEY!!!!!!

SO many things I want to do, so little TIME. Sometimes my brain really tries to think about more than one thing at a time. Like the djinn in the Bartimaeus trilogy (if you haven't read it, please, DO. It's a hoot. Seriously.). Anyway. The point is, my brain can do what my body can't. And since my body can't do what my brain wants to do, I can't do what I want to do, and I'm talking about myself as if I'm 3 separate entities. YUCK.

I'm losing my articulate-ness, if there is even such a word. Not funny, yada yada, bugger off. I'm in a foul mood, and there's a thundercloud hovering over my head, ready to burst violently on anyone who dares to cross me. Vile rogues and villians.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

gulp!

I'm on Facebook and I saw this drink on BoozeMail la...it's called Tryptophantastic. Like wth. The moment I saw it, I started thinking of bio. Tryptophan is a protein...prokaryotic control of gene expression. FRREAK MAN!!! Thanks ah, Facebook. Thanks for reminding me of studying.

Anyway...I have yet to get a dress for prom. Wha SIAN MAN!!! I saw this dress that's not too bad but wth. It's so expensive. Even though I've got enough vouchers to pay for it. Sobs. But whatever la huh.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Fool of Canturbury

I am officially BAAAACCCKKK LOVES! ((: While I'm supremely glad to be rid of 2 torturous years, I felt, to my consternation, a pang of sadness when I was clearing out my JC stuff this morning. They've been my best friends for the good part of the last 2 years you know? Sweat and brain cells shed over them...it's been a good, hard working 2 years with you all. HAHAHAH!!

This just calls for a joyous celebration, no? So...went shopping with Cang and Wop and Fiona yesterday...and it was BLOODY TORTURE ON MY FEET *inserts posh brit accent here* Ah well. The XMas lighting at Orchard weren't a big deal. Same old, same old.

Moving on...since my day's been freed up for more interesting usage of my brain cells...I've been trying to imagine myself as some serious sod when I finally enter the working world in say, 4 years or so...Mind, doing this thinking thing during my clearing out of JC stuff is no walk in the park. I absent mindedly plonked some Bio stuff into the Math pile more than once. But I digress. As usual. Back to the story...I have come to the conclusion that I'll probably NEVER be serious for more than half an hour at a time. I laugh too much at anything. So...if any idiot wants to cure me of my levity, bugger off aye? I'll probably sock you in the head and wave cheerily goodbye to you. ((:

Why this train of thought you may ask? Wellllll...I was um....scolded by this woman in Taka's Watsons yesterday. Quite angrily too. *gasp* (Florence offends posh ladies?!?!) Unfortunately true my friends. Of course, I fully take the blame for it. I um, didn't notice that the queue was in her particular direction. So...I effectively cut her queue and naturally, le posh madame was virtually apoplectic with rage about it. I fully sympathize with her. It's not easy having to wait for your turn only to see a blade of grass with something ostentatiously yellow grinning smarmily at you. (Ok, to make it easier for ppl like Jessica: I was in school uni, carrying the yellow bag you bought me.) So...she told me off etc etc...and while I was fully traumatised and apologetic for the first hour or so, I couldn't help looking at the funny side of it all after that.

Actually, there is NO funny side. But whatever la. I've lost my train of thought, damn.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

we go on, and on and on and on and on....

I am BORED. Really. Like, what's new right? Nothing but me and my brain sitting in front of the com prattling useless info to the rest of the world...((: Just AWESOME.

Anyway, the As are just that tiny little step to being over (I do tend to repeat myself, no?) and er...DON'T LAUGH but I've been thinking about where I want to study. For uni. So...um...(all this hedging is not doing any good at all.) I uh...thought I'd like to um...study in the UK yea. That's right. I've been checking out the universities they have over there...and since Oxford and Cambridge are definately OUT OF THE QUESTION me having the brain size of a small peanut, I decided that SA, York, and Edingburgh sounds pretty good. Lesser known fact about me: I like the Scottish accent. (Think Sean Biggerstaff and Billy Boyd) I think only about 2 people or so know this?

Anyway...I know I'd probably procrastinate sending in my applications and all...anyway I can't afford it unless I do get a scholarship which, um, as of now is pretty unrealistic. Yea. I realise that I ALWAYS let slip my chance to go to a school I like. I just live for these moments!!

I like to wave at them as they pass by
*waves cheerily with a winning smile plastered on*

Ah well...I can always settle with NUS or SMU. Whatever la huh. I'll deal with things as they come along. Always giving my special royal wave of course.

Speaking of Fabulous, I can't believe I look like Ashley Tisdale. I ran one of my pictures through this celebrity lookalike thingy and it came up with her, and wait for this, JESSICA ALBA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! If I looked like Jessica Alba, I'll be LAUGHING my way to the bank. Unfortunately, not one tiny speck to I look like her. Far from it in fact. Only thing we have in common would be the high cheekbones when we smile. Other than that, all I can say is, I was rolling on the floor in incredulous mirth.

SO...I've run out of things to say, basically.

;and the DODO has the final say.

Monday, November 19, 2007

what a big mess.

I haven't been here for such a LONG TIME, I nearly forgot my password. I had time to develop 2 humongous ulcers joined at the hip, AND for them to torture me and recover. Bless my soul! (granny way of saying things) I've had the time to finish 3 gazillion papers most of which depress me to the deepest depths of hell...(ok, not true) and many people are still sleeping at this ungodly hour. But whatever. The point is. My exams haven't finished yet. 3 more days, 1 more paper, and you'll start seeing me everywhere, which, I'm sure is quite a nightmare. (:

Anyway...enough about the As...alot of people have been griping about it, all I can say is, WHA TOO EASY ALR LA!!! SURE CAN GET INTO OXFORD!!! Ya RIGHT. I didn't even apply there considering that my prelims were screwed up, and i'm sure I'll score what with all the mistakes I made. Too right I will.

The weather here's been great, thanks to God's annual year-end spring clean. The one up there was reaaallly busy yesterday in the late afternoon...I didn't bat an eyelid when he threw his table down the stairs (as he always does), but when he started throwing his grand piano and even his GOD-sized bed, I started to sympathize with all the poor souls trying to get up to heaven via that particular stairway. Mustn't be too cool ya know? Having to dodge all those big items crashing on you when you've just kicked the bucket. AND what's more, you get drenched with all the dirty water from the Big Man cleaning his many windows.

And I guess I should also give thanks to the rising oil prices cos you know what? Greenpeace!! People are now consuming less petrol and turning to public transport...not a great many bodies, but still. I've kinda stopped reading The Straits' Times cos it's really depressing to read about environmental conservation articles alongside pushes for economic growth, factory expansion etc etc. We are GETTING NOWHERE. The environment isn't a SEPARATE agenda from growth you know. ARGH!

Anyhow...many many things have been going on...but I can't possibly remember them all so yea. I'm considering moving to LJ...dunno why. I realised that I'd started a new blog everytime a BIG phase of my life starts. (: Well...we'll see.

;and the DODO has the final say.

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