Monday, July 30, 2007
daddy's a MAN.
I realised that (man! I realised that I nearly always start my posts with "I realised that..." But I digress. (Right at the beginning too! Tsk.) Wow look at that...a bracket within a bracket. (*smirks* I'm a form of higher being which has the ability to think about several different topics
all at the same time.) *cue for you people to clap and cheer* Right. Sufficiently bamboozled?? Alright, alright, here we go.) I haven't posted any of the dear father's exploits any time recently. (By the way, that was a continuation from the first 3 words of this paragraph. Sorry, just trying to be helpful to all the lesser beings who were sadly confused by the end of the 1st bracket-within-a-bracket.)
HA! What, an gleefully IRRITATING way to blog. (:
But, to retain all those die-hard-fans of mine, I'll just blog this stupid story normally. (As close to normal as I can go that is. It's abit hard for a crazy person (complete with winning personality) to suddenly develop a second persona.) Oh! Another bracket-within-a-bracket. Looks like I've failed my promise to not confound the rest of you. Ah well, can't have everything I suppose.
Let me start the story a
THIRD freaking time. It all began with the crazy sis, who decided to grab my shoulder in a highly goading manner. Of course, me being the sweet-tempered and even crazier sister, retaliated by rapping her smartly on the arm, even though I knew I was being goaded. (: This would have, as usual, rapidly developed into a flurry of blows, a series of scuffles until we had satisfied ourselves that our deep love for each other was sufficiently expressed. However, midway through the second bout of blows, our dear father (who up till then had been concentrating immensely on the flashing numbers of the descending lift) glanced at us with this totally bored look and said matter-of-factly,
"Okay. Kill. Kill." and promptly went back to looking at the lift (which was taking it's own sweet time coming). Oh MY LARD!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...the sister and I dissolved into helpless fits of laughter. Wha. Only my father will say that kind of things like it's NORMAL. Hahahahahahahah...
6:20 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
