Friday, May 25, 2007
Pirates a fumblin'
Pirates' was....AWESOME!!!!! Although there were alot of mind-boggling sequences, that was designed to 'WOW', the soundtrack was great, the funny bits were hilarious, and what have you. Watch it, everybody!!! But only if you've watched the 2nd one. If not, catch no ball. LOL.
Caught it with Wen Yang, Daniel and Desmond!!!! I thought Wan Hsin was going, but in the end...lol. Pang seh-ded. Hahahahahahaha...joking la. She didn't know I was going. So. Was stuck with the 3 of them, but it was
highly entertaining, with Wen Yang popping in and out of various stores, checking out discount cards. (: HEH HEH. It had to be unglamness galore day...so many many embarrassing things happened, mostly to me of course. (sian.) Hahahahaha...the guys did embarrassing stuff too, but for some reason, only GIRLS' unglamness get picked on. LOL. They spent alot of time laughing at me la. For EXAMPLE, dear Mr Chai expressed great shock when I took out a comb to well, comb my hair.
WY: EH?! YOU GOT COMB HAIR ONE AH?!OH MY LARD. I didn't know whether to laugh or hit him. Please. Hahahahahaha...I know my hair has positive entropy, but still!!!!! LOL. Absolutely hilarious. That's just one of the many many many examples I could pull out to illustrate the irritatingness of Mr Chai. So irritating, but I just cannot be angry with him. -.-" Cos it's just too funny la wha lau. Hai.
Anyhow...I must lambast those middle aged office-going workers who take the MRT back from work at night. But first... @#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*! There was this Indian man (Disclaimer: this is NOT a racist comment. I'm just aiding you people in the art of visualisation.) who wanted to get off at the next stop. The train was bliddy sardine-packed, and he was one of those despicable kiasu Singaporeans who just HAVE to get to the door like 10 mins before their destination, even though there is no bliddy space to manuovere.
At this point, I'm feeling abit agitated so let us pause while I let off some steam. @#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*!
Right. I'm done.
Okay. To continue, this bliddy Indian guy with his expansive stomach shoved his way...until he reached behind me. I had no bloody space to bloody move you bloody man!!!!!!!!!
*pause*
@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*!
*continue*
So. He settled for holding his meaty right hand which was clutching this briefcase on my right, and his left hand raised holding one of the rails on my left. In other agitatedly typed out words, this @#$%^&*! man looked as if he was hugging me. What's more, his generous belly was flat against my back.
*pause*
@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#%^&*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt so uncomfortable la~!!!!!!!!!!! I kept squirming about trying to um, NOT touch him in any way. But the stupid lady in front of me (incidently, she's a middle-aged white collar worker as well - inferred from her dressing) refused to bloody
MOVE even though she had space behind her. She just looked at me with that lucky-it's-not-me blank stare. I could have punched her in the face man, I was that uncomfortable. If the man hadn't gotten out of the MRT, I would have scolded him, or worse, give him a free liposuction (by punching out all that fat). Daniel tried to move to give me space to escape from the bliddy horror, but as I said, there's not much you can do with sardines.
Wen Yang said he saw me laughing, but I assure you, I was laughing only cos Wen Yang was saying in this very loud voice that I was sandwiched (by the stupid man and the equally stupid lady), but none of them batted a damn eyelid. And the adults have the CHEEK to stereotype us teenagers into rude and loud hooligans!!!!!! They have no bliddy right, please. No wonder youths of today are becoming more and more socially undesirable. It's all these adults' fault.
As you can probably tell, I was very very very very traumatised by the whole incident, which lasted for all of a few minutes. Freak man. So traumatised that the 3 of them had to send me home. Okay la, that's not the only reason. The road home from the MRT is very dark okay?! For a girl la. Hahahahahaha...
Thanks WY DANIEL and DESMOND!!!!! Lol. ((: And the whole Muddy Mud Pie time at Coffee Club was...the ultimate side-splitting six-pec inducing laugh. I shall post pictures up if I've the time.Today's sport stacking was fun!!!!!! Although I was mortified when the guy asked me to be one of the 3 in a team to compete with our schoolmates. Hey, I don't do this sort of thing well under pressure ok...plus, I'm not say very pro also. The guy like asked "So who's the fastest at this table??" And Abby happily pointed a finger at me. )': Hahahahaahah...it was really fun though. Everyone should try it. I feel like getting a set of those cups, but it'll burn a hole in my pocket. Damn expensive. Like $10 for 12?! I can buy a few thousand at NTUC for that price la. But then again, they
are special cups. *sigh* It's a highly destressing sport. LOL.
4:10 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
