Tuesday, May 01, 2007
I've come over in all of a bother.
Okay. Just to tell everybody, the agenda for today's post contains 5 items.
That's a useless piece of information if you don't already know.
Anyway. First up! Was the whole fiasco with Xinling's bathroom. I was um...relieving myself, when to my horror, the flush malfuctioned. Like, it couldn't even flush. Push the button, NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER. I was so shocked, my finger pushed the damned button a few more times before my brain registered that no amount of pushing would created the desired effect I wanted. OH MY LARD. Xinling and I were overcome with fits of laughter over my discomfiture of anybody discovering my unflushed excretions. *squirms*
Item number 2 on the agenda!! Also happened with Xinling, who was highly entertained by me today. (: For those who remain blessedly clueless, I, uh...have this tiny itsy bitsy minute discomfort of any butterfly which comes anywhere near me in a 5 metre radius. So....the road to the MRT station from Xinling's house happens to be lined with tall bushy...well, bushes. Which, happens to be the favourite habitat of the fluttery things. We were on our happy way along the road...nearing the end to which I was highly relieved that no butterfly fluttered out at me, WHEN SUDDENLY. Out of the corner of my eye, I SPIED this brown thing darting out from the dense green foliage. Of course I would do something stupid in reaction la...I screamed (or rather a strangled scream la actually) and hid behind Xinling, clutching her bag in defence of the evil creature which meant me no harm. OH MY LARD AGAIN. It turned out to be just a dried leaf of course. This kind of thing always happens to me. Xinling nearly suffered a heart attack. =/ We spent the rest of the way laughing uproariously though.
Say Konichiwa to no. 3 on the list!!!!! Xinling (again right lol) and I were on the train from Changi Airport. 2 Japanese guys were sitting directly opposite us...Xinling says they're cute. I only agree for one though. The one who was all absorbed in reading his Japanese book. The other one was busy fidgeting and wriggling about in his seat. The one I liked had a gigantic yellow bag though, so that might have clouded my opinion abit. Anyway, that was just useless information as usual. Back to the story. The train from Changi Airport terminates at Tanah Merah...which the electronic lady announced through the PA system. Those 2 guys continued sitting there la. OH MY LARD AGAIN AGAIN. That would mean that they would go BACK to the airport. Which, I am fairly certain is not their intention. Oh man!!!! What a way to start your vacation here in Singapore. It only hit me when we went down the escalators. Should have helped them man. Should have given Xinling a chance to use her skills at the Japanese language. Oops.
No. 4 would be um, slightly agitated, so brace yourselves for the barage of words that is to come!!!
THERE IS BAND PRAC ON THURS. @#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*! I'm darned angry okay?! What's this with last minute announcements that there's extra prac?!?!?!?! I have bliddy piano lessons on THURS. Why do you have to put extra band practice on THURS?! FREEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKK. When I have piano on saturday, put band practice on sat. FINE, so I compromise by changing my piano lesson to thurs. NOW you want to change it to thurs too. OH MAN! If looks could kill, whoever came up with this stupid SYF would have been vaporised. Just like that. WHA LAU EH!!!!! They seem to think that the SYF is like the most most most most most most most life threatening thing right now. I have a competition coming up for piano too okay?! FISH MAN. Think I no need to practice ah?! "Piano lesson, tuition, all these are stupid reasons. Even if you have flu, we will expect you to come for band prac. The tutorials...tests...all this...you all know what to do la huh."
OH MY LARD. I HAVE NOT ENOUGH LARD TO EXPRESS MY FRUSTRATION MAN. SOMEBODY PLEASE LEND ME SOME LARD. Somebody once told me, that since my name begins with the letter 'F', and has 8 letters, it would have to be twice as vulgar as
THE vulgar word.
Now would be an extremely good time to fully utilise the power of my name!!!!!! RAH!!!! I know SYF's in a week, but still. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *agitated agitated*My dad's gonna scream.
In the light of band having prac today. On a
PUBLIC HOLIDAY. Child labour it is. Child labour. I'm dead beat. Thus making me unreasonable and grumpy.
I'm SICK AND TIRED OF BEING OBLIGATED TO DO THINGS I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!! Please let everything be over soon...everything must be in moderation. SYF's no big deal what. I don't see what's so life threatening about it. I just wanna ENJOY okay?! ENJOY!!!!! I do hope you guys have not forgotten about that precious word. ENJOY.If the band weren't sounding nicer and if it weren't for lin sheng, I would have gone on strike.
6:25 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
