Thursday, May 31, 2007
Cool gusts in this stifling heat.
Firstly, I would like to say that "I wish for World Peace!!!!" *waves regally and strikes a graceful posture only to be marred by my cheesy grin* Yes. Ms Japan is the new Ms Universe, and my blog is now a wonderful shade of blinding yellow. *breaks out in a cheesier grin*
Hey!!! At least it's an Asian, nevermind the fact that she nearly dropped her crown thanks to Ms Universe 2006. I noticed that this year's pagent is full of brunettes (on the side of the ang mohs cos DUH Asians are never blond except for the Nothern Indians but that's another story), and well. I had to endure 15 freaking minutes watching 77 contestants resplendent in patriotic costumes fling out their arms and proclaim proudly "(name), (age, most of them are like what, 20??) and (country)!!!!" I enjoyed the country part the most, although that could be due to the fact that well. That's about the only thing that can be heard cos they shouted. I particularly enjoyed exotic places like "EUCADOR!!!!" *beams* or "PARAGUAY!!!!" *beams and curtsies* Hey...the way they said it, I would have bought a ticket to the country for a holiday. Disappointingly, Singapore's costume this year was abit...dull. As compared to all the feathers, sequins and dramatic wing like thingys. Ah well. The next time Ms Singapore is sure to win, cos I will shout Singapore with such enthusiasm, and give such a regal wave, tourists would flock to our sunny island in droves. *cheesy grin* At the very least I would win Ms Congeniality, like Ms China did this year.
*sounds of big bubble popping* HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
YEAH RIGHT. I wouldn't even make it past Ms Singapore. I'm not pretty enough hey?? HAHAHAHAHAH. Still. In the world of words, anything goes. *puts on a pompous expression and pretends to be Shakespeare*
Okay okay, enough about such trival nonsense. A freak of nature occurred today which was amazing enough for me to give mention in my nonsensical blog. Anyhow. As all you poor Singaporeans have experienced over the past few weeks or so... the weather seems to be transcending into something reminiscent of the Saharan afternoon. *cheesy grin again* We, have suffered from oversimulated sweat glands, and highly enjoyable transitions from the heat into the welcoming air-conditioned coolness of the shopping centres (is it any coincidence that the GSS is currently on??). Imagine, my shock, when I was walking feeling the burning heat on my arms...when all of a SUDDEN. A
COOL gust of wind provides a respite to the merciless heat that beats down upon me. "WHA!!!! COLD WIND LEH COLD WIND LEH!!!!!" HA! That's what ensued from the mouths of my sister and I. HAHAHAHAH...this gift from heaven was really really cool...literally and metaphorically. Precisely. Whatever, I'm losing coherency. It was of the air-conditioning variety...about 22 degrees Celcius or so?? I was so impressed, I immediately engaged in some Singaporean activity of kiasuism. I threw open my windows with gusto, and planted myself next to the window to enjoy this free gift. ((: A nice storybook was clutched in my hand...nevermind the evil JCTs that's about to plunge rudely upon my head.
Yeah yeah yeah....the JCTs are back again, filling me with a feeling of dread. *grumbles* I have to study man!!!!! I highly doubt I'd do well for the coming exams...Bleagh. *shudders*
SCARY.
8:49 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
