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Saturday, December 30, 2006

the WORLD is coming to a moral end.

I hope the title sorts of makes sense. (: Woke up quinessentially early today to participate in a compulsory Leo flag day even though I'd just spent the last 2 days commandering hell. (a.k.a. the kids in my group for the Leo Street Camp. I'd like to elaborate, and shall endevour to do so at a more convenient time. Which would most probably in the New Year.)

Fast forward...yea. I'm now at my vigil at Tampines interchange, on the lookout for the more charitable Singaporeans that pass me. Flag day is so...well. Nearly always a bad experience. It's really interesting to look at the ways kiam siap Singaporeans pave the entire walkway for you. The government should make flag day compulsory for ALL singaporeans. THEN they'll get a taste of how ******* irritating their moral behavior can be. But I don't intend to dedicate this whole entire post to these imbeciles. There are the really beautiful people which I feel are of more importance to the world than *turns up nose* those *points disgustedly* uncompassionate idiots.

SO. Let us quickly go through the amusing antics of the people of Singapore.

Class #1
These are the people who use the ever-so-original method of whipping out their cellphones. The ensuing conversation is the most urgent call they've ever taken in their entire lives. (: Of course, there are those who are genuine la, but that's a different story.

Class #2
I found out, to my great surprise today, that BREAD is the most fascinating item on Earth. I spent alot of time trying to figure this out. How is it, that bread can be so beautiful, and scrumptious looking, that people continue staring at the poor loaves intently even when they're past the bread shop?? Turn heads to look back for soooo long some more. WOW. I never knew bread looked this good. (: QBread's advertising must be fabulously effective.

Class#3
Aiya...these would be the people who look at you like you got the plague, and immediately makes a wide detour around you to get out of the vicinity. -.-"

Class#4
This one's an individual. He ******* stared at me, then blatantly reached out and took a damn sticker without donating anything. I decided to be an ass, and shouted OI! Happily for me, I got the desired effect of attracting alot of attention to him. Everyone saw him frozen with his finger in midair, with the incriminating sticker stuck to it and a guilty expression on his face.

Class#5
Would be the irritating people who put their hands in their pocket like they're scrumaging around for change, walk near you, and happily continue past with a smug smile on their face. Now, these are the people who really make my day. Who the hell they think they are?! Bloody people. Somebody should just exterminate them off the face of this Earth. Don't want to donate then don't donate la! Act until like that, waste my bloody time smiling at you. WTF.

Class#5
Belongs to another human BUG. (Wait. It's an insult to bugs. I take that back.) Anyway, this WOMAN. I approached her, with a big smile plastered on my face. I say HELLO some more. You know what she did?? Scold me. She freaking SCOLDED me. I should have just kicked her Gucci shrouded ass all the way into outer space. Asshole.

Right. Now that we've got the unpleasantries out of the way for good, let's focus on the nicer people of Singapore.

Niceties#1
These are the people who smile back at you apologetically, even though they don't wish to donate. At least they acknowledge your presence you know?? (:

Niceties#2
These are the people who donate with a smile on their faces. I forgot to mention above that I abhor people who donate looking like they've been FORCED to donate. Please. If you're that stingy, I'm sure we don't need your money. Even people who donate for the sticker aren't this grumpy about it.

Niceties#3
There was this guy, who keeps a pocket full of coins, and puts a coin in everybody's tin. So nice right!! He walk down the whole aisle plonking in coins happily. And he didn't even want a sticker for all his kindness. (:

Niceties#4
Okay. This old lady, I dunno whether she can be classified as nice la. She donated money, then asked me the directions to the toilet. I had to bring her there la... Haha. After that got another lady, expected free of charge service. You wish ah!! Don't donate I don't provide door-to-door service. Pointed her in the general direction then let her look for it herself man. =/

Niceties#5
These really make my day. They walk up to you without even asking, and put in all their coins. Love them man. I mean, all the old people who donated, they may not have so much money, but they're still donating every single time!! Smiles at you some more!! It's the younger generation of Chanel cladded richies that snub you. Of course, not all of them are like that la. Whoever you are, you know that you're GUILTY.

5:37 PM

;and the DODO has the final say.