Wednesday, December 27, 2006
I'm getting back to my OLD SELF. Wheeeee!!
Yea, my Old Self, who is utterly accident prone. Accidents of the unglam variety. I still can remember laughing about it with Emily, Tallie, Joshua Mok, Timothy and Zuan fa. But that was
a million years ago. (: Exaggeration is such a great invention.
A million years later, Clovis, Wan Hsin and I were traipsing down the ulu road to Tampines Ikea when the raindrops started falling on my head. *sings the song* The raindrops started enlarging, so we decided to run. Unfortunately, flip-flopping along fastly is a
BAD IDEA. And you have no idea how bad. Halfway down the pavement, my left slipper got lost on the flat concrete jungle metres behind me. @#%&*! I could have screamed bloody hell, but I didn't. I, being completely civilised, opted for the less vulgar form of expressing embarrassment. I
laughed. So did Wan Hsin who was just behind and who got the full view of my poor slipper being unjustly abandoned. (DAMN. I can't stop sniggering. The whole computer table is SHAKING.) AND so did the two ladies behind Wan Hsin who caught the whole unglam episode. (I swear, through my years of unglam accidents, I've developed skin a metre thick and am able to publicise such unglamness for the world to share.)
Right. Done laughing?? Let us continue with the story. SO. The rain was pouring by then, so I stopped (thus enabling the rain to fall happily in great dollops on me) and took out my umbrella. Wan Hsin and Clovis were happily at the carpark by then see. My life-saving umbrella served me to the utmost. Not only was I able to walk at a more leisurely pace to the carpark, I was able to laugh at the 2 poor ladies behind me who didn't have an umbrella. (: Heh. See la. Laugh at me somemore. Still. I can safely say that the entire episode was an absolute fiasco. Bleagh.
Somehow, being back to my unglam self doesn't bother me as much as it should have. I have had great times laughing at them myself. Wait. That's rather SAD. Laughing at myself. But whatever. I'm babbling already. Maybe I should just stop tormenting my readers with long mindless posts.
8:11 PM
;and the DODO has the final say.
