Friday, June 30, 2006
I'm baaaaaccckkkk!!
The pompous ass auntie is BAAAAACCCCKKK!!! Miss me?? HA! OH MY LARD. I miss being so CRAPPY! Let's quickly get over the JCT...stupid la! CHEM paper was nothing short of SHITTY, Math was bleagh, Bio was "Oh yay!", GP was stupidly done, Chinese was rubbish (do halfway can have BLACKOUT somemore. Everyone started talking like it wasn't an exam to begin with.)and Econs was baffling. WELL. It's done! I'll probably be able to take like 5 H3 papers at the rate I'm bumbling along. :)
CAUTION: This part of my post should be censored, but if you're not happy with my candidness, well. That's YOUR problem.
WELL. I was at Shop 'n' Save the other day, in the queue behind my dad. You know the shelves behind the cashiers that can hold anything from explosive batteries, cavity-promoting chocolates, magazines, to well, condoms. Okay...so this particular shelf was the condom shelf. I was stoning vaguely in that direction (as usual, what else do I do but stone), when the irritating voice of my SIS bellowed into my ear. "ORH!!!! You looking at condom!!!"
Needless to say, I shot her my best -.-" what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about look.
Then.
Thinking, (oh, what the hell la. Just read the boxes for fun.)
AND. I was AMAZED. Having learnt about contraceptives in Ms Lela's bio class last year, I thought a condom is, well, JUST a condom. But nooooo...
First box read: Tingle! Tingly sensation for maximum satisfaction!
The 2nd: Vibra-Strong (or some shit like that)
The 3rd: Ridges! 3 ridges for extra pleasure or something like that. I was thinking, ?! RIDGES. -.-")
AND FINALLY, at the end of the long row: regular condoms.
They even come in Jumbo boxes. OMG.
And they wonder WHY teenage guys don't buy condoms?! I mean, it's not like you can go in and grab a packet and go...you actually have to stand there and CHOOSE, when the cashier and everyone else in the queue stares. HAHA! Oh man. I DIDN'T KNOW.
10:06 AM
;and the DODO has the final say.
