Being SICK sucks. As always. I don't know WHY, but since I don't seem to get sick as often as some people, when I DO get sick, it takes helluva long time to clear up. So, now I'm typing this with one nostril full of snot and the other leaking water, tearing up as if I'm so darned pleased at having a flu. And sounding as if I just morphed into a duck or something. PLUS, you know how they say you can play on your ribs like a xylophone? That, is so NOT TRUE. I know, because everytime I cough, not only does my ribs show no signs of musical activity, but also squeezes my lungs. DON'T ask me how it does that. It's passed all musical talent to my lungs and is playing it like the BAGPIPES. This bagpipes thing incidentally causes me to have headaches. In other words, the only parts of my body that is functioning normally is my legs. WOW. That's such great news. I'm turning into an old person or something.
;and the DODO has the final say.